5 Albums Met de Langste Titel


Lange tijd was het album bestaande uit 90 woorden van Fiona Apple uit 1999:

When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You’ll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You Know That You’re Right

bekend als album met de langste titel. Totdat in 2009 de band Chumbawamba besloot een album te maken met 158 woorden in de titel. En de Belgische band Soulwax staat er ook nog tussen met een wel heel bijzondere titel:

1. Chumbawamba – The Boy Bands Have Won … (158 woorden)

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The Boy Bands Have Won, and All the Copyists and the Tribute Bands and the TV Talent Show Producers Have Won, If We Allow Our Culture to Be Shaped by Mimicry, Whether From Lack of Ideas or From Exaggerated Respect. You Should Never Try to Freeze Culture. What You Can Do Is Recycle That Culture. Take Your Older Brother’s Hand-Me-Down Jacket and Re-Style It, Re-Fashion It to the Point Where It Becomes Your Own. But Don’t Just Regurgitate Creative History, or Hold Art and Music and Literature as Fixed, Untouchable and Kept Under Glass. The People Who Try to ‘Guard’ Any Particular Form of Music Are, Like the Copyists and Manufactured Bands, Doing It the Worst Disservice, Because the Only Thing That You Can Do to Music That Will Damage It Is Not Change It, Not Make It Your Own. Because Then It Dies, Then It’s Over, Then It’s Done, and the Boy Bands Have Won.

2. Soulwax – Most of the remixes we’ve made … (103 woorden)

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Most of the remixes we’ve made for other people over the years except for the one for Einstürzende Neubauten because we lost it and a few we didn’t think sounded good enough or just didn’t fit in length-wise, but including some that are hard to find because either people forgot about them or simply because they haven’t been released yet, a few we really love, one we think is just ok, some we did for free, some we did for money, some for ourselves without permission and some for friends as swaps but never on time and always at our studio in Ghent.

3. Fiona Apple – Whten The Pawn Hits the Conflicts … (90 woorden)

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When the Pawn Hits the Conflicts He Thinks Like a King What He Knows Throws the Blows When He Goes to the Fight and He’ll Win the Whole Thing Fore He Enters the Ring There’s No Body to Batter When Your Mind Is Your Might So When You Go Solo, You Hold Your Own Hand and Remember That Depth Is the Greatest of Heights and If You Know Where You Stand, Then You’ll Know Where to Land and If You Fall It Won’t Matter, Cuz You Know That You’re Right


4. Marnie Stern – This Is It and I Am It … (31 woorden)

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This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That

5. Weird Wives – Some Motherfuckers Gonna Be Walking … (29 woorden)

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Some Motherfuckers Gonna Be Walking ‘Round With a Size 9 Diehard Up Their Ass, Cause Apparently They Ain’t Never Seen a Short AC Man Get Bad Ass on Methadone